Tuesday, January 22, 2008

succcinct to a fault

Abbreviated (abvtd: lol)


Encsriven
inscribed
at length:

vs
today’s texted
messages
w/o text

on microscopic
hand-helds
giving the very bare
essentials

if’n you know the
lingo;

an embarkation mark
where I am decidedly
in the rear flank
making my keyboarded
marks

but much preferring
a manual typewriter
or reams of hand-written
legal pad sheets

upon which to say
with nuance
everything on my
mind

e-v-e-r-y-t-h-i-n-g

Vs v.Z



Encsriven
inscribed
at length:

vs
today’s texted
messages
w/o text

on microscopic
hand-helds
giving the very bare
essentials

if’n you know the
lingo;

an embarkation mark
where I am decidedly
in the rear flank
making my keyboarded
marks

but much preferring
a manual typewriter
or reams of hand-written
legal pad sheets

upon which to say
with nuance
everything on my
mind

e-v-e-r-y-t-h-i-n-g

Vs v.Z

there is paper, and there is PAPER




PIZZA CARDBOARD
EXCEPTIONALLY VALUABLE CODE
Last evening, the raccoons were up for a pizza. Up from the sewers. I cooked one for them but was advised by Denise that I had forgotten to take the cardboard off before placing it in the oven. Still, it heated alright and it tasted good, the thin crust was correctly crispy. The coons did not complain. However, I felt I should scan the cardboard to remind myself of this error. And, the scan might turn into a pallete for some kind of computer art, with bent tonalities.
What one sets down on cardboard or paper especially in its thinnest form can be important. This was the case in 1987 when, pre-Sewer Raccoon News, this author established another of his candidly willy-nilly (?) feats: The YIBAWEAN Society. Yes I'm Bald, And What Else? Maybe the most mileage I ever got from that was from people at gas stations who still ask me unfailingly what YIBAWE stands for on my license plate.
That's the modest spin, however, for it remains that the society has brought much comfort and encouragement to the world of the Bald. And we're not just talking progressive hereditary baldness, we're also addressing those who are losing their follicles through chemotherapy. The Yibaweans number into the many many, internationally. We have lost track of just how many members there are now.
The name of the organization came from a lecture I heard by Leo Buscaglia one upon a time. His point was that when we learn something about a person, that is only one thing. One. Bucaglia said we should ALWAYS be asking the question, over and over: Yes, and what else? What else is there to know about that person (or event or view) ?????
So, YIBAWE becomes a very good question, and certainly deserving of a license plate, and more.
The Yibawean Code above reads as follows: (You don't have to squint)
"Many people have asked if reading YIBAWE (there was a newsletter) makes one a YIBAWEAN. Unfortunately not. A YIBAWEAN subscribes to a simple but rather strict Code, stated below. If you are able to live up to it, write to us about becoming a CERTIFIED Yibawean.
THE YIBAWEAN CODE
I am a (man/woman) who is Bald. I would not have it any other way. Others of the hairless segment may choose to wear wigs, have hair transplants, or may purchase treatments in order to retain cranial foliage that is ultimately destined through evolution to be obsolete. They may devise wind-spoiled methods of combing their hair up and over as though they are ashamed not to have hair. They may buy potions to grow hair. I Will Go Bald Forever.
As a YIBAWEAN, I struggle against the Ego and therefore will not exhibit pride over my Baldness, but will merely go about knowing nothing is wrong with the outside of my head.
As a YIBAWEAN, I pledge to help my fellows who have not arisen to Bald Consciousness, showing by example that every human is beautiful in his/her own way.
As a YIBAWEAN, I observe the right of others to hold different beliefs.
As a YIBAWEAN, I respect weathered wood, patinas, rust, and the cyclical phenomena of birth and rebirth, new things and old things, every manifestation of the Oneness of the Universe, which is ALL.
[Do not be discouraged if you are not at the YIBAWEAN level of Baldness yet. You may be there tomorrow or you may never get there. You are our friend regardless, and YIBAWE is for you, wherever you are.]"
..................
Thus read and still reads The Code.

King and Reagan reviewed by atheist












NY Times 1-21-08 by Sarah Vowell



Op-Ed Contributor






RADICAL LOVE GETS A HOLIDAY
In 1983, Ronald Reagan signed a bill honoring the Rev. Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. with a federal holiday. Reagan opposed it, but back then, in the olden times of checks and balances, the vote by 338 representatives and 78 senators establishing the holiday threatened certain veto override.
So there was the president in the White House Rose Garden pretending to enjoy turning this drain on the Gross National Product into law. Perhaps he comforted himself that the American people, who can turn something as dead serious as Memorial Day into a clambake, would somehow find a way to use a football season Monday venerating a murder victim to sleep off their beer and nachos hangovers of the preceding afternoon.

Still, there’s a pleasing symmetry in Reagan forking over a day to Dr. King. Both men owe their reputations to the Sermon on the Mount. The president’s most enduring bequest might be a city-smiting drug war, but thanks to a nice smile and a biblical sound bite that’s not how he’s remembered. Reagan cribbed from the Gospel of Matthew via the Puritan John Winthrop to dream up his “shining city on a hill” legacy. And Americans in general and Republican presidential candidates in particular still believe in it, probably because they’re not watching “The Wire.”

Here’s what Dr. King got out of the Sermon on the Mount. On Nov. 17, 1957, in Montgomery’s Dexter Avenue Baptist Church, he concluded the learned discourse that came to be known as the “loving your enemies” sermon this way: “So this morning, as I look into your eyes and into the eyes of all of my brothers in Alabama and all over America and over the world, I say to you: ‘I love you. I would rather die than hate you.’ ”

Go ahead and re-read that. That is hands down the most beautiful, strange, impossible, but most of all radical thing a human being can say. And it comes from reading the most beautiful, strange, impossible, but most of all radical civics lesson ever taught, when Jesus of Nazareth went to a hill in Galilee and told his disciples, “Love your enemies, bless them that curse you, do good to them that hate you.”

The Bible is a big long book and Lord knows within its many mansions of eccentricity finding justification for literal and figurative witch hunts is as simple as pretending “enhanced investigation technique” is not a synonym for torture. I happen to be with Dr. King in proclaiming the Sermon on the Mount’s call for love to be at the heart of Christian behavior, and one of us got a Ph.D in systematic theology.

I live in Lower Manhattan. In my seriously secular neck of the woods, Christians are often dismissed as those homophobes on the news hell-bent on keeping half the population of Chelsea out of the wedding pages. Once, I told a member of the fabled East Coast Media Elite that I was raised Pentecostal and he asked if that meant I grew up “fondling snakes in trailers.”
I replied: “You know that book club you’re in? Well, my church was a lot like that, except that we actually read the book.”

Until my heathen Damascene moment during a ninth grade unit on Greek mythology — my disbelief that a great civilization could actually believe in such far-fetched malarkey made me take a hard look at the virgin birth — I was one of the meek majority of Christians who never make the news, who would never dream of judging or hating others because the primary occupation of a true Christian is self-loathing. (All that wretch-like-me, original sin talk meant I spent my entire childhood believing I was as depraved as Charles Manson when in reality I might have been the best-behaved 9-year-old of the 20th century.)

Because I am a culturally Christian atheist the same way my atheist Reform friends are culturally Jewish, I look forward to Martin Luther King’s Birthday — when the news momentarily replaces the rants of the faith-based spitfires with clips of what an actually Christlike Christian sounds like — with the kind of fondness with which my pal Ben looks back on the decent, affectionate ideal that was his summer camp.

have become just another citizen whose only religion is the freedom of religion and as such I patrol the wall of separation between church and state like some jumpy East German guarding Checkpoint Charlie back before Ronald Reagan single-handedly tore it down.
Which is why I am relieved that journalists and voters keep asking Mike Huckabee, the Republican presidential candidate, what he meant 10 years ago when he told a meeting of his fellow Baptists, “I hope we answer the alarm clock and take this nation back for Christ.” That is a curiously unconstitutional opinion for someone seeking the job of defending the Constitution, not to mention historically inaccurate considering the mostly deist founders were about as spiritual as the original cast of “Hair.”

But I am also relieved when Mr. Huckabee occasionally blurts out some Sunday School sentiment about how he doesn’t think a poor child should have to sleep in a car. Of course, this whiff of Jesus makes some of his fellow Republicans turn on him as if he’s Michael Dukakis. Because they fear that trying to find the homeless homes translates into raising the taxes they must render unto Caesar.

Whoever wins the presidential election this year will be a Christian. (Unless of course it’s that one guy who is a member of a Muslim sleeper cell. Just when you think the electoral process couldn’t get any more stupid....) So the rest of us might as well suck it up and see if we can pick the Christian who is, if incapable of loving his or her enemies, the one who seems least likely to drum up a bunch of extra, new enemies to hate.

In this age of a slower, grubbier mutually assured destruction, when no one’s typed the word “nonviolence” since the typewriter, it’s worth reading Dr. King’s quarrel with the cold war’s MAD ploy. In the “loving your enemies” text he tells a pretty little parable about how one night his brother A. D. drove him to Tennessee. Infuriated by all the other cars’ brights, A. D. vowed to crank his lights and blind the next driver passing by. Dr. King told him not to, that it would just get everybody killed. “Somebody got to have some sense on this highway,” he said.

- end -

Sarah Vowell is the author of “Assassination Vacation” and the forthcoming “The Wordy Shipmates,” about the New England Puritans.

Monday, January 21, 2008

Just a little squib


from a friend.
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quonset fixer-upper





For the next several days
Zepata and Dayo only hear each other's
Sounds as they shout encouragement
To each other, Zepata with Irena
In the cabin, and Dayo and his mare
In the hastily-constructed quonset
A barn of sorts

For Zepata the amigos will do anything
And Zepata wants Dayo to have a roof over his head
For when they’re are at rest
So the amigos dragged corrugated steel
Sections up the mountain for Dayo’s
Shelter

It had to be steel because Dayo when he
Is with his mare destroys wood
Structures
Beats them to the ground
So intensely as with all things
Approaches and executes El Dayo
So great a hoe-worse there never was

Now this is the thing for Zepata and El Dayo:
Irena and the mare are not playthings
For the two stallions’ rest and relaxation
Oh yes, they are that
But when there is liberation work to be done
Against the Federalis and wealthy land-owners
In the lower lands
They ride together at random times as a foursome
To keep Irena’s and Mare’s
Blood up

And in the same way
To keep Zepata’s and Dayo’s blood up
For in MayHee Ko blood is everything

Something of Zepata and Dayo
Has gotten inside of Irena and Mare
Making the latter as furious fighters
Fierce and likewise indefatiguable
In all ways and everywhere
As the former

After six days of jousting retreat
A mirror flashed from down below
Tomorrow signaled the compadres
Come tomorrow
Bring the dynamite
Bring the women

Saw-dight comforts Zepata
We have one more night here
Irena pours red wine and uncovers
The leetle creek-et cages she made
During Zepata’s absence

And the creek-ets, from down below where
Irena gather them
Good and true Mexican bawgs
Begin to sing
Begin to lull Zepata
The music of them so much he did love
And Irena in the dusk lights a candle
And oils her lithe body with a concoction
Of her own:

Rosewater for a base, then added equal measures
Honeysuckle nectar, axle lubricant blended
With saddle mink oil and Witchhazel heated over
Candle flame to bring out the scent
To flood the cabin with the scent
Her long and slick black mane wound
Into a wreath and secured with catgut
From her guitar case

Already Dayo’s hooves were punishing
The Quonset
A primeval sequence which incited
Zepata’s pituitary
Incited Zepata to shout encouragement
To his faithful steed from their distance:

Oh-lay, Dayo, Old Hoe-worse
Ah-ha-ha ha-ha
Ah-ha-ha ha-ha
Rejoins Dayo
They think alike these two
In so many different ways.

[6-1-98]

old bonists never die.....

They just play away

Hello central give me doctor jazz

Hes got what I need, I'll say he has

When the world goes wrong and Ive got the blues

Hes the guy who makes me put on both my dancin shoes

The more I get, the more I want it soon

I see doctor jazz in all my dreams

When Im in trouble bounds are mixed

Hes the guy who gets me fixed

Hello central give me doctor jazz


by gones

cat suns

Dog gone gone dog

Radar spelled backwards
Spells Radar
That’s a palindrome
He was a pal alright
a pal at home and everywhere
a palindrome

Spatz
Spelled backwards
Was Ztaps
I think she was German
Or maybe Dutch
She didn’t look like much
By the time I met her, but ch’

-a better know her heart was
golden too
just like the dog’s
she may have appeared stuffed
but now they’re in elysian fields
together, smooth, unroughed
and not unluffed

RIP

[David Dix 8-17-2002]