Tuesday, August 10, 2010

To die for? Ocean cockroach?

When the raccoon editor

was in 8th grade

living with his father

Dad had had a few snorts

and brought home live lobsters

He put them down on the linoleum

and laughed crazily as they clattered

across the floor

then, he put a large kettle on to boil

and after blocking the lobsters'

escapes with his foot

the water roiled, and

he picked them up and insisted

as he had done at Army cannon firings

that the editor listen and watch

The lobsters

- as memory serves -

let out screams of pain

as they quickly expired

and turned red.

That contributes to the revulsion felt here when the chef we usually enjoy watching, Mark Bittman of the NY Times, produces this video above. We have consumed lobster brought cooked to a restaurant table, but due to price, not often. Indelible memories, we have many.........and they have made us what we are.