
It was ever thus:

A girl coyly sprinkles something glittery
on her posterior

and naturally the boy shows an interest

Then comes the driving-off ploy......
An Odd Fellow Gourd recognizes this time-immemorial enactment.
These gourds came from the autumn farmers market in Waukesha. Some new kind of species, they said.
Yet, with a little paint & glitter added here, the game played is always
the same.