Saturday, August 18, 2012

Brian the doorman; Intersections; The Right has their man; Another PS



Odd Fellow resident,
Doorman Brian

When we've referred to our residence and office site as the Odd Fellows Hall, -also known as '~THE PUTNEY~' -
along with referring to the actual ghosts who reside up here on the 3rd floor (top floor, top drawer)  where the long-deceased members of the Odd Fellows lodge used to cavort,  WE ALLUDE ADDITIONALLY to the odder present day co-inhabitants.

Shown here, the real, present-day Brian hangs out in front of the building per custom, sometimes without a shirt.
But because we've put the reputation of ODD FELLOWS on where we are, everything is copasetic.



Earlier,
we Odd Fellows residents had a different doorman,
also named Brian as it happened,
a Russian who wore a uniform.
We have thought of asking Berg Management (the Huelsmans) to outfit 
present day Brian with a similar uniform
if only to keep him from catching pneumonia..


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INTERSECTION OF OTHER PERSONAGES
AT THE ODD FELLOWS
last weekend:


We celebrated the happenstance coming together of our immediate family:


Son Lee, daughter Erin and friend Ben were in Waukesha for two separate weddings.  Lee flew in from NYC, and Erin and Ben drove down from Appleton.  Lee's college friend's wedding was in Sussex.  Erin's HS friend's was in Waukesha, with the reception at The Rotunda one block from the Odd Fellows.


Erin
life-long plague-ee
until lately of odd manifestations
into who's midst
she's been thrust......



Lee
juggles heavy moose femur......


Lee bids adieu to Mother Denise at Mitchell Airport, Milw.
to return to Harlem where he will be a charter school kindergarten teacher.


Up at 5 AM Monday
Lee showers in bath above.
Unit 311 Odd Fellows prepares to fall silenter.
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Oh really?
A small article in the Waukesha Freeman last week told of  proof of the existence of sewer raccoons.

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In Paul Ryan, The Right at Last Has Their Man

By Bill Moyers, Reader Supported News14 August 12

ver since Barry Goldwater lost his bid for the presidency in 1964, the conservative movement has been looking for a choice, not an echo (Goldwater's mantra). Reagan came close, but compromised too often on taxes and back-slapped with Democratic Speaker Tip O'Neill too often to give them total satisfaction. George W. was almost the putty-in-their-hands they'd craved, but the vast corruption he tolerated left a record they couldn't boast of, and his wild deficit spending (including two wars they allowed him to put on the credit card and the budget-busting Medicare prescription bill) frustrated their aim of reducing the government until it could be drowned in the bathtub.
Mitt Romney hasn't won their hearts either. He has shed so many of his previous positions in order to appease the Tea Party that he sounds as if he is reciting by rote Conscience of a Conservative - Goldwater's declaration of principles - and just might forget it all the morning after his inauguration.
This was never Romney's party, and without Karl Rove's shadowy money behind him, he would not have survived the primaries. So shape-shifting a figure was unlikely ever to inspire the front line troops in an election the Right sees as a showdown with the Anti-Christ at Armageddon. In this campaign, Romney is now the "the man who isn't there" - the dispensable one.
But in Paul Ryan, the Golden Boy from Janesville who schooled himself in the ideology of right-wing think tanks inside the Beltway, they finally have one of their own - a true believer for the new Gilded Age.
The country, too, now has a choice, not an echo. And that should add up to a definitive election in November.
Watch Moyers & Company weekly on public television, and explore more atBillMoyers.com.


14 August 12

ver since Barry Goldwater lost his bid for the presidency in 1964, the conservative movement has been looking for a choice, not an echo (Goldwater's mantra). Reagan came close, but compromised too often on taxes and back-slapped with Democratic Speaker Tip O'Neill too often to give them total satisfaction. George W. was almost the putty-in-their-hands they'd craved, but the vast corruption he tolerated left a record they couldn't boast of, and his wild deficit spending (including two wars they allowed him to put on the credit card and the budget-busting Medicare prescription bill) frustrated their aim of reducing the government until it could be drowned in the bathtub.
Mitt Romney hasn't won their hearts either. He has shed so many of his previous positions in order to appease the Tea Party that he sounds as if he is reciting by rote Conscience of a Conservative - Goldwater's declaration of principles - and just might forget it all the morning after his inauguration.
This was never Romney's party, and without Karl Rove's shadowy money behind him, he would not have survived the primaries. So shape-shifting a figure was unlikely ever to inspire the front line troops in an election the Right sees as a showdown with the Anti-Christ at Armageddon. In this campaign, Romney is now the "the man who isn't there" - the dispensable one.
But in Paul Ryan, the Golden Boy from Janesville who schooled himself in the ideology of right-wing think tanks inside the Beltway, they finally have one of their own - a true believer for the new Gilded Age.
The country, too, now has a choice, not an echo. And that should add up to a definitive election in November.
Watch Moyers & Company weekly on public television, and explore more atBillMoyers.com.

BOB UCHNER, RIP


Robert Uchner
has scabbarded his Knights of Pythias sword
for the final time in this world
and has parted company with his brothers
of Juneau Lodge No. 21
joining a host of passed and past
members of that noble fraternity.
Uchie's gone on to what we presume to be 
eternal rest and reward.

As long-time Sergeant-at-Arms
Bob held his Pythian sword straight
up and down against his shoulder
and paraded the lodge hall
with due respect, observing the letters
of the Pythian laws
as best he could, with prescribed rigidities
and incumbent honor.

Bywords: Friendship Charity, Benevolence.

......

AIRBORNE Bob visited me in January 10th, 2012 here at the Odd Fellows, with Pythian brother
Walt Lohman:

SEE 
http://raccoonnews.blogspot.com/2012/01/uchie.html


BOB AND WALT AT THE ODD FELLOWS No. 311 



'Uchie' breakfasted with Walt Lohman, Joe Beringer and me at Dave's,  on 4.20.12.

By then, his presumed lead poisoning had done its work, and Bob was much slowed down.

I knew Bob since 1964 when I bought the stained glass windows out of the Arcadian Spring mansion that was being razed.  I rescued the lovely windows in that Victorian manse that were being broken by a wrecking crew, apparently unmindful of their value. Bob helped me dispose of the badly damaged ones.  Originally, I found his name in the Yellow Pages in that time before the internet.

We still have the one we kept, here at the Odd Fellows.  The windows had a picaresque life of their own.



Bob and I became closer when he enlisted me into the Knights of Pythias In April 1993.  Bob was a member of that lodge, and the Waukesha Masons No. 137, AND The Odd Fellows.



CERTIFICATE OF MEMBERSHIP

We attended Pythian lodge meetings together twice a month at Juneau No 21 in Wauwatosa.
PRELATE HAT, KNIGHTS OF PYTHIAS


I came to know Bob as a generous person, who encouraged my Pythianism - ancillarily - with unique gifts, such as a Prelate's hat (above), a Dramatic Order of the Knights of Khorrason fez  -  he knew of my penchant for hats  -  a burlap  Pythian tote bag, and many other things that he gave me, including my non-lodge-related  zeppelin Graf Lakehurst Landing Crew pin. They all repose here at the Odd Fellows 311.

I wear the pin as I type this.






UCHNER AND I WERE ZEPPELIN AFICIONADOS.
http://www.airships.net/lz127-graf-zeppelin/history
THIS ANTIQUE PIN FROM BOB IS COVETED BY MY SOMETIMES CHURCH PEW-MATE,
DIRIGIBLE STUDENT + , WILLIAM REDDING, CIRCA 11 YRS OLD



...




  My limited knowledge of Bob Uchner allows only a slice or snapshot here of all that he was.  Additional tribute-payers will add to Bob's life picture, fill it in further at his memorial rites.  (See text below.)  

He transported infirm members of Juneau 21 to lodge meetings regularly.  He shopped assiduously for cold cuts ahead of Pythian meetings and laid out a fine smorgasbord. Many Pythian men unlatched their jaws for giant Dagwood sandwiches in the lodge basement.

 Once when my 26 year old daughter as a child accidently broke a stained glass window at  church, Bob repaired it with closely-matching pieces of glass he had at his studio inventory on Saylesville Road.

He refused payment for his work.  

In the course of that repair, and so many other glass constructions in his studio on Saylesville Road, he leaded the cut and fitted panes with a red-hot iron brazer and so doing, breathed toxic fumes. Time after time, endlessly, and that cumulatively finally did him in.  ( Per his doctors at Woods veterans' hospital.)

One of the most friendly significant things he did for me was Biblical.  
He visited me when I was sick.  - Matt. 25
In 2005 I sustained heart trouble requiring by-pass surgery and internal parts repair.
 Bob came to my bedside several times to cheer me.  At first, I was not conscious; brain damage was suspected.  Not thoroughly founded.
Bob was one of a significant group who kept me going
through a nearly year-long recovery, and thus this becomes part of my Uchner story.

...

Bob was a gifted artist.  Educated in glass art in Germany, his talent manifested itself in drawings of various sorts, paintings, and glass designs.  

~ His Christmas cards were one of a kind ~

...

I have a leaded piece that he designed and made:




A UCHNER HANGING PANEL HERE AT THE ODD FELLOWS UNIT 311
SEAL OF THE CITY OF WAUKESHA
SIGNED 'UCHNER' (AT GREEN ARROW)
NFS

...

Many are the churches for which he planned, constructed and installed beautiful leaded glass windows throughout his long career.


In 2005, while I lay abed in Waukesha Hospital, the E and R UCC church on Wisconsin Ave  burned down.  Bob had a window in that destroyed edifice.  It was The Good Samaritan window, dedicated to an E and R friend of his.

On a morning following the fire, Bob went to the site and dug through the tumbled church rubble for The Good Samaritan window.  Ironically/miraculously, it was the one (1) window of the various windows in the church that was not destroyed.  Where it was sited outside the hottest fire zone was declared the reason it wasn't burned beyond saving.

Bob gathered up the pieces, cleaned them - a tremendous job that must have been - and rebuilt that window.  When the church was renewed, the members of the congregation had Bob's Good Samaritan window mounted in their fellowship area, just outside the redesigned sanctuary. (Above photo.)   It was the one window they had. They went temporarily with all clear glass to illuminate the high-ceilinged sanctuary.

Because of the fire damage to the Good Samaritan window, Bob had to plan and justify wooden cross members in the middle of the scene, but the result seems poetic, under the circumstances.



Worshippers at the E and R proceed into the sanctuary past this example of Bob's artistry and determination, the latter being also the members'.

Inscribed in tiny letters at the very bottom, the following: 



...


A memorial service will be held for Bob Uchner
at Christ the Servant Lutheran Church
2016 S. Center Road, Waukesha WI 53189
262.542.7100
Friday, Aug. 24th 4 -7 pm
with visitation, then a Knights of Pythias memorial
and a Masonic memorial, followed by a regular public service.
Full military honors.
Come for all are welcome.





Saturday, August 11, 2012

P.S.


Some SRN readers will be relieved to know I had the YIBAWE
license plate re-attached to the front bumper.
at the only place to go for car-fixing:
Zellmer & Son Auto Repair
Gary Higbee, Owner/operator
The Strand, Waukesha WI

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So it's Ryan.
You know how the devil sometimes takes on the form and shape of attractive beings.

This fine young man from Janesville shows, in the selection of him for running mate, that the true bent of the madmen behind the Republican scenes is to destroy the social caring woof of our national warped yarn.

Suddenly then, I, the editor of the raccoon news,  become enamored again of working for my disappointment, Barack Obama.
Truly the far lesser of evil, sieval-leaking choices.

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Lee, Erin and Ben are here today from Appleton WI and NYC.  More on that later, next Saturday.

Transitory, every thing is:





Boy Scouts of America, take the

A para-military organization
SRN-altered bookmark once purchased at the gift shop, Holy Hill Shrine, Hubertus WI  

Read:

Eagle Scout returns medal to protest gay policy

To Robert Paxton, the Eagle Scout medal he earned 24 years ago symbolized the leadership skills and love for the outdoors he learned as a boy.
Now he sees it as a badge of shame. The Wausau man put the medal in an envelope last month and sent it to the Boy Scouts of America national executive board along with a letter condemning its policy to exclude gay Scouts and adult leaders.
"You know better, and the young men you mold know better, too," he wrote.
In mid-July, the Scouts announced after a two-year review that they were reaffirming the ban on gays. The U.S. Supreme Court ruled in 2000 that the Boy Scouts and other private organizations have the right to set membership standards.
Paxton, 41, is not alone in his protest. Dozens of Eagle Scout medals have been sent back in disgust from around the United States. To read the letters, go to Eaglebadges.tumblr.com Eaglebadges.tumblr.com">.
I contacted Paxton, who told me he started in second grade as a Cub Scout and stayed in scouting through his senior year of high school, achieving the Eagle rank at age 17. That's a whole lot of weekly meetings, campouts, summer camps and merit badges.
"Scouting was a mixed blessing for me. Wonderful lessons were taught, but at the price of enduring years of bullying. In my troop, gay slurs were the preferred language of the bullies, whether the recipient was gay or not," he said. "Why it happened is complicated. I wasn't particularly athletic, and my interests ran toward the geek arts - AV club, yearbook photographer, gaming."
Paxton is straight and has been married 15 years. He works in information technology at an insurance company, and he is an ordained Wiccan minister through Circle Sanctuary of Barneveld, coordinating some of its seasonal celebrations and sometimes handling weddings and pastoral counseling.
In his letter to the Scouts board in Irving, Texas, he wrote, "To me, to have the BSA reaffirm this bigotry is tacit approval of that bullying, not just for me, but for all who are bullied thus to this day."
He said he also condemns the Scouts' discrimination on behalf of young gay males "who must either leave scouting or be liars."
I've never been in scouting, which is probably why I can tie only one type of knot. But I agree with Paxton that the Boy Scouts should welcome all boys, and not embrace policies that make gays feel flawed and unworthy. It's bad enough that a certain chicken restaurant chain is sending that message.
You know who won't be sending back his Eagle medal in protest? Gov. Scott Walker, probably the best-known Eagle Scout in Wisconsin.
"Once an Eagle, always an Eagle," he told me last week after the opening ceremony at the Wisconsin State Fair. In his mind, the fight over the admission policy is a sensationalized, media-driven nonissue.
"I think it's one of those where it became an issue looking for a place to rest, and it just happened to be with the Scouts. This is not something that Scout leaders and Scouts themselves or parents that have kids in Scouts talk about one way or the other. It's become something more politicized at the national level," Walker said.
"The bottom line is that it's one of the strongest organizations I know of, certainly a great inspiration to me."
Deron Smith, national spokesman for the Boy Scouts, said the medals returned represent an extremely tiny fraction of the 2 million Eagle Scout badges earned since 1912.
"While a majority of our membership agrees with our policy, we fully understand no single policy will accommodate the many diverse views among our membership or society. Naturally, we're disappointed when someone decides to return a medal, but we respect their right to express an opinion in whatever manner they feel is appropriate," Smith said.
He also said Boy Scouts teaches members to respect differing opinions and it opposes the mistreatment of others based on perceived differences, including sexual orientation.
Perhaps, but slamming the door on gays hardly seems like respectful treatment.
Paxton does not expect to receive any response from the Scouts. He does hope the organization he has long admired has a change of heart.
"GLBT rights are the pre-eminent civil rights issue of our time," he said. "When the BSA chose - now when state after state and country after country are choosing equality for sexual orientation - to continue their discriminatory policy, I couldn't help but think they're choosing the wrong side of history."
Call Jim Stingl at (414) 224-2017 or email at jstingl@journalsentinel.com
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(And)

Cleaning the Bathroom




Cleaning the bathroom is humbling and good.


Enamel and glass feel smoother than wood

as the mind, barely thinking, goes passive. Meanwhile

the hand, gliding easily over the tile

or toilet or mirror, finds tangible peace,

in the rhythm of rubbing, a kindly release


and the patience of porcelain fixtures can drain

what's flashy or fancy in favor of plain. 


In style unpretentious, demeanor serene,


the bathroom is basic. Its function: to clean.


"Cleaning the Bathroom" by Phyllis Hoge, from Hello, House. © Fithian Press

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BEHOLD
the African violet
it is after two years at the Odd Fellows
trying to blossom just now.
Putting it in different places
it seems to like the light
beneath the skylight over

the loft stairway landing.

This plant has been co-existing with us
for going on 30 years.
It lives in a gourd shell we grew.


...........


Olive Oyl keyring, this is good, bendable
Procure through www.tintoyarcade.com
a good source for many trinkets

.............

& there are

many street crumb picker-uppers

all whereabouts known

They rise to a 3rd floor seeded ledge

made of 137 million-year-old limestone

once sediment itself

They are little

lost in anonymity

often rag-tag

to my cultured and foolish

and insinuating eye

Left alone

Not wearing turbans,

plain-colored

in possession of no threatening

creeds, they pick, peck and choose

and in such vast numbers

no one seems to pay them

any attention 

God knows.

DZD 



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F. Scott Fitgerald
in current New Yorker mag:
Story written in year 1936










Saturday, August 4, 2012

Campaigns; Fireflies; Hearts; Minds





August 1st, 2012 11:03 AM

The Romney Slogan: 'Kiss My A**!'

The best slogan ever in American politics was “I Like Ike.”
You didn’t have to support Republican Dwight Eisenhower for President in 1952 and 1956 to acknowledge that “I Like Ike” offered rhyme, simplicity and a direct message in three, simple, one-syllable words.  They fit neatly on a sign or a bumper sticker.  They stuck in the mind.
But in this Presidential campaign of 2012, a Mitt Romney spokesman may have invented a slogan that is just as simple and is, unintentionally, the clear and unvarnished essence of the Romney campaign.
The slogan is “Kiss My Ass!” uttered by Romney flack Rick Gorka in Poland Tuesday as reporters tried to question the aloof, wealthy and disconnected Wall Street Republican vulture who hopes to oust President Obama in November and seize the remnants of our economy for redistribution to the one per cent already holding most of the wealth and power.
“Kiss My Ass!” is the entire Romney attitude toward the voting public and the news media.  In so many ways, Romney seems to say: How dare you ask about my tax returns?  Don’t ask me to explain my outlook on foreign affairs.  How dare you question my business dealing?  Don’t even think about criticizing my horsey-set wife while I hide behind her skirts.  And questions about my Mormon religion are out of bounds, even as some of my supporters smear the President as some kind of closet Muslim.
Romney perfectly embodies the upper-caste American notion that wealthy people always know what’s best, especially when they are writing tax laws that favor themselves at the expense of the 99 per cent who get exploited and ignored.
In the changing environment of campaign advertising and third-party funding apart from the campaign, the Democrats, liberals and progressives ought to promote counter-advertising that clearly illustrates the Romney attitude.
Don’t even mention Obama.  Just film commercials and print posters and bumper stickers with Romney’s smiling face and the phrase “Kiss My Ass!”  next to it.  Do the same with the phrase “Elect the Vulture!”  Use the Fox News Channel propaganda method of defining the enemy and then attacking the caricature you’ve created.  And if Romney and his supporters don’t like it, they can kiss our ass.


SRN: THIS IS THE BUTTON WE'LL BE WEARING THIS CAMPAIGN SEASON.
WE'VE GLUED THE LAPEL FLAG ON IT TO SHOW GOOD FORM.
IT IS AN ORIGINAL HOLOGRAM TWO-WAY SLOGAN
FROM OUR 1964 ARCHIVES NOW HOUSED AT THE ODD FELLOWS HALL.

....


Interval

Sometimes, out of nowhere, it comes back,
that night when, driving home from the city,
having left the nearest streetlight miles behind us,

we lost our way on the back country roads
and found, when we slowed down to read a road sign,
a field alive with the blinking of fireflies,

and we got out and stood there in the darkness,
amazed at their numbers, their scattered sparks
igniting silently in a randomness

that somehow added up to a marvel
both earthly and celestial, the sky
brought down to earth, and brought to life,

a sublunar starscape whose shifting constellations
were a small gift of unexpected astonishment,
luminous signalings leading us away

from thoughts of where we were going
or coming from, the cares that often drive us
relentlessly onward and blind us

to such flickering intervals when moments
are released from their rigid sequence
and burn like airborne embers, floating free.
"Interval" by Jeffrey Harrison, from Feeding the Fire. © Sarabande Books, 2001.



FROM SEPT. 1939 BY W.H. AUDEN:

Defenseless under the night
Our world in stupor lies;
Yet, dotted everywhere,
Ironic points of light
Flash out wherever the Just
Exchange their messages:
May I, composed like them
Of Eros and of dust,
Beleaguered by the same
Negation and despair,
Show an affirming flame.
(We often re-read the entire poem)
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On a recent afternoon, local historian and raccoonteur Joe Beringer
met us at the Steamng Cup in downtown Waukesha
to demonstrate his current work recording his Hungarian
family history.

Octogenarian Joe has trouble now writing by hand and keeping
the lines straight but is great with the spoken word,
and he wants to benefit his loved ones - the Beringers are many -
with his long memories beginning when his mother and father
emigrated from Hungary and ultimately established
the Beringer Brush Works on Arcadian Ave and Caroline St.

It was that when the SRN editor walked back and forth past it,
living his early days too on Arcadian Ave.  Now it is La Casa.
Stella The Chalk Dancer is Joe's sister
and transcriber of his upcoming story.  Her real name is
Dorothy.  She is also historian John Schoenknecht's proof-reader.

We have been the beneficiary of many a fascinating tale
from Joe's precise memory.  Now he's hit on a method
for setting even more of it down, with the help of his sister.

Our walking stick, the ghostly one, hangs on the Cup table-top
studying Joe's every word, just as it does on Sundays
over the back pew of the peanut gallery at the 1st Cong, Church UCC,
 listening with me
 to the also attention-holding, riveting words spoken therein.


If fact, regarding Sundays, we are now going to publish the SRN on Saturday.


Our thought patterns are such that we want to remember the sabbath day, and keep it, wholly.











WE'RE UNDER ARREST 




Glass heart talisman presented by F. Godmother Char P.
Some photos, as this, taken with our inexpensive
Lower Crustacean cell cam
as previously stated.