We relish the knowledge that we will not have any snow to shovel in this storm, which in former days would need shoveling a few times, incrementally. No salt to spread. No mailmen or newspaper carriers to worry about slipping on the front porch stairs.
Reminds me of my losing jingle once submitted to a 1940's radio show sponsored by Carnation Milk:
Carnation Milk is the best in the land
I have a can right here in my hand
No tits to pull, no dung to pitch
just punch a hole in that sonofabitch!
I got a letter from them saying they liked it
but could not announce me as the winner.......