Waukesha-style wren house

SEE,

here's the deal:

You're from Waukesha, see? You want to build a WAUKESHA house, fit for Waukesha's high income status.
You don't need, really NEED all the square feet people in more squalid parts of the world (or in parts of Waukesha, for that matter) think you are crazy to have. But, hey, there's all this lumber still extant in the world, and so what if you have cathedral ceilings and require more heat in the winter? You got the dough, and so the SUV's in the garage burn expensive gas? So What?

This is Waukesha, where the livin' is easy.

If you decide to build a wren house for your wrens, should they nest anywhere near your extravagant estate, you can't build some little crackerbox for your birds. It's not to each according to his need; it's to each according to your means.

We're talkin' For The Birds

and big time.