When you own the newspaper you can do this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SMwZsFKIXa8

Money cannot buy


So we say regarding the raccoon news;
it is free,
and we do not sell advertising;
that means when we recommend something
in our little blog
such a recommendation is given freely.


But if this mechanic benefits
at all from our good words
of endorsement, so much the better.........
He deserves business
which he already gets because of
his knowledge, kindness, willingness 
to explain what he's doing,
speed and high focus...............
and because his rates are more than fair.


A little garage in a cool location
on The Strand.