Raccoon try-outs at the Sewer Raccoon News
As The News moves ahead with plans to augment its office equipment with a raccoon corporate embosser stamp to affix our official coon image on various documents, as our correspondences and awards bestowals increase, Mona the Cat, somewhat miffed of late with all the attention being given over to coons, begged an accomplished feline impressionist's audience.
"How come I can't be your coon?" she insistenty asked. "I could be a coon!"
She reminded us that she did stand still for the lion's mane costume some time back.
"Jus' gimme a chance! I can DO this!"
In the interest of domestic tranquility, we fitted her with a simple velcroed mask and a bushy raccoon tail sleeve to pull up over her slender appendage, fastenable at the base of her real tail with a drawstring.
[More on this later. Some time will be required for this matter to resolve itself.]
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