Sewer Raccoons Start Milking Parlor
[Waukesha WI] In a move sure to relieve anxious dairy farmers tired of catching raccoons pulling at the teats of their cows, a team of sewer spelunkers recently discovered an underground milking parlor run and operated by raccoons.
The ring-tailed milkers rapidly departed when the flash went off, but it was surmised that the operation has started off with just one cow somehow herded through a sewer grate, although there could be several other cows in various parts of the labrythian system. Enterprising coons evidently want to legitimatize their private milk consumption, as a small sign hung over the mooing crypt: "All fired up, can't take grocery store milk ANYMORE!"
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