We get eggs from my brother
Rev. Dr. John Helt, pastor of St. Paul's UCC, with his wife Cindy, raises chickens on the Hogsback Road, Hubertus WI.

This guy goes to a psychiatrist and says, 'Doc, my brother's crazy, he thinks he's a chicken.' And the doctor says, 'Well why don't you turn him in?' and the guy says, 'I would, but I need the eggs.' Well, I guess that's pretty much now how I feel about relationships. They're totally irrational and crazy and absurd, but I guess we keep going through it because most of us need the eggs. (Woody Allen, Annie Hall, 1977)
Flying unicorn weathervane guards chickens et al, seen at recent visit