A definition of globe (alization) that I can understand and
to which I can now relate:
Question: What is the truest definition of
Globalization?
Globalization?
Answer: Princess Diana's death.
Question: How come?
Answer:
An English princess with an Egyptian
boyfriend crashes in a French tunnel, driving a German car with a Dutch
engine, driven by a Belgian who was drunk on Scottish whisky,
(check the bottle before you change the spelling),
followed closely by Italian Paparazzi,
on Japanese motorcycles; treated by an American doctor, using Brazilian
medicines.
This is sent to you by an American,
using Bill Gates's technology, and
you're probably reading this on your
computer, that uses Taiwanese chips,
boyfriend crashes in a French tunnel, driving a German car with a Dutch
engine, driven by a Belgian who was drunk on Scottish whisky,
(check the bottle before you change the spelling),
followed closely by Italian Paparazzi,
on Japanese motorcycles; treated by an American doctor, using Brazilian
medicines.
This is sent to you by an American,
using Bill Gates's technology, and
you're probably reading this on your
computer, that uses Taiwanese chips,
and a Korean monitor, assembled by
Bangladeshi workers in a Singapore
plant, transported by Indian lorry
drivers, hijacked by Indonesians,
unloaded by Sicilian longshoremen,
and trucked to you by Mexican migrant.
That, my fellow Earth passengers, is Globalization!
Bangladeshi workers in a Singapore
plant, transported by Indian lorry
drivers, hijacked by Indonesians,
unloaded by Sicilian longshoremen,
and trucked to you by Mexican migrant.
That, my fellow Earth passengers, is Globalization!
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