Friday, October 31, 2008

HAPPY RACCOONAGE ALL-HALLOWS EVE

AH, WHETHER TIS NOBLER.........

TO DOLE OUT CANDY AT THE DOOR

WHEN WE KNOW WELL THE RACCOONS

LURK WITHOUT

IN THE DARKNESS

WAITING TO STEAL THE CANDY

OF UNCHAPERONED OR TOO-OLD CHILDREN.........

OR TO TAKE ARMS AGAINST THE ONSLAUGHT

BY WITHDRAWING BEHIND CLOSED SHUTTERS

TO PROTECT THE WEE ONES FROM THEIR ULTIMATE DISAPPOINTMENT;

TO PARTAKE INSTEAD OF THE DUSTY, YEARS OLD, EMERGENCY YUKON JACK

MINI-BOTTLE ON THE MANTLE

IN A HALLOWEEN OBSERVANCE OF OUR OWN.................

HE HE HE HE HAW-W-W-W !!!!

THAT IS THE QUESTION!





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