"The value of hair,like the commodity itself,
will continue to fall."
Waukesha WI/ An artifact believed of local origin, a gourd rattle loaded with small circa 1995 AD ball-bearings according to X-Ray, was uncovered during an archaeologial excavation at a dig beneath a local house. The rattler, even in its antiquated state, reportedly struck as if it had been toyed with "only yesterday." So said our anonymous shoveler source.
Faintly etched on the gourd were the words:
Souvenir of Waukesha Wisconsin, the Yibawean Society. 1995, The value of hair, like the commodity itself, will continue to fall. David ZEP Dix, PFL, YS
Within 3 cms of the Yibawean rattle artifact was uncovered a Yibawean Air Comb. "Teeth still knocked out and functioning," the brush-wielding diggers said.
(Interested historical readers may search 'Yibawean" or "Yibawe")
