Epitaphs

> The Body of B. Franklin, Printer

Like the Cover of an old Book

Its Contents turned out

And Stript of its Lettering & Guilding

Lies here

Food for Worms

For, it will as he believed

appear once more

In a new and more elegant Edition

corrected and improved by the Author<

Benjamin Franklin

Christ Church Burial Grounds

Philalelphia, Pennsyvania

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and the similar but less grand SR News editor's

to be chiseled:

> This is not the end. More later. <

(In an Email to a friend, today's date)