Another public service announcement:

To the manor,

(of the silver spoon,)

born:

We have found after years of analysis that consuming oatmeal is best done with a small and dainty Sterling silver teaspoon. Inhabiting a raccoon aerie, atop a terrace above the storm grate below, has raised our sights in several ways. Ex: For many years we hastily consumed oatmeal from regular, everyday spoons and thought nothing of it. It was an unfelt ho-hum consumption.

Now, we raised the bar and went to a lone real silver spoon from our otherwise stainless-populated bin. The spoon, jewelry-like, is small, it tarnishes, but how it does engender a special - if imagined - taste!