Sewer Raccoon going down the sewer

Raccoons live up to our name

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I just had a whole avacado, sliced on crackers, with plenty of salt. Washed down with apple juice. Now we're out of avocados. It puts me in mind of the sewer raccoons. They would settle, I venture, for any kind of avocado, too hard or too mushy. I have but to visit the nearby Mexican market for more, and right to my touch, but the coons daren't be as choosy, and would require serious masquerading to even enter Super Amigo's, let alone make it through the check-out line. We sometimes take our humanness too much for granted.

(............is what I say.)