YOU CAN'T KEEP A GOOD RACCOON DOWN

Now somewhere in the black mountain hills of DakotaThere lived a young boy named Rocky RaccoonAnd one day his woman ran off with another guyHit young Rocky in the eye, Rocky didn't like thatHe said I'm gonna get that boySo one day he walked into townBooked himself a room in the local saloonRocky Raccoon checked into his roomOnly to find Gideon's bibleRocky had come equipped with a gunTo shoot off the legs of his rivalHis rival it seems had broken his dreamsBy stealing the girl of his fancyHer name was Magil and she called herself LilBut everyone knew her as NancyNow she and her man who called himself DanWere in the next room at the hoe downRocky burst in and grinning a grinHe said Danny boy this is a showdownBut Daniel was hot - he drew first and shotAnd Rocky collapsed in the cornerNow the doctor came in stinking of ginAnd proceeded to lie on the tableHe said Rocky you met your matchAnd Rocky said, doc it's only a scratchAnd I'll be better, I'll be better doc as soon as I am ableNow Rocky Raccoon he fell back in his roomOnly to find Gideon's bibleGideon checked out and he left it no doubtTo help with good Rocky's revival

AND ROCKY LIVED TO LOVE AGAIN